Who am I talking to?

- Who am I talking to?
- Yourself.
- Fuck you.
- Sorry. Me.
- Heh.
- Definitely me.
- Yeah ok. Whatever.
- What are you doing.
- What am I doing?
- Yeah.
- No, I mean – what am I doing?
- ?
- What am I doing? I should have used italics.
- Are you making fun of me?
- Listen – can’t you tell … ?
- What do you mean?
- Listen to my voice. Maybe it’s only obvious to me.
- Nothing’s obvious. Well, not to me anyway.
- I don’t know what I’m doing.
- Oh.
- What are you doing?
- Just talking to you.
- I guess I’m doing that same then. Thanks.
- You wanna go? Am I keeping you?
- No. You’re clarifying things.
- About what? Are you ok?
- Yeah. Excellent.
- You seem pissed off.
- Argh – don’t be weird.
- I’m not. Sorry. Maybe I’m being paranoid.
- That should be me. I’m the one that’s stoned.
- You’re stoned.
- Yeah don’t you listen?
- What? Oh. OK. I think I get it now.
- Get what?
- ?
- Sorry. Just fucking with you.